Oh my God, George Bush is starting this thing off! ( Slight pause, then more skeptically) Oh my God.George Bush is starting this thing off. The Saturday morning, all the kids are up and we're hyped as hell! And who do they get to start off this groundbreaking event? None other than the GODDAMN. So for weeks we had been waiting in anticipation and finally the big day came. NC: When you're a kid this is the equivalent of, like, Elvis meets the Beatles, the world could just explode right there. You name it: DuckTales, Chipmunks, Looney Tunes, Ninja Turtles, the works. NC (voiceover): In the early Nineties, ABC said they were gonna do a half-hour special featuring kids' favorite cartoons. Now for those of you who don't remember the special, I'll give you the skinny. NC: Immediately a pool of disappointing memories came flooding back to me and I just knew I had to see this piece of shit again.
You know, I was walking down the aisles of a video store the other day and I noticed something I haven't seen in years: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue.Ĭut to a camera pan, showing the box the movie came in NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
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